or the warped sensibilities of a screwed-up mind!
Kapiti District's newly designed logo - $30,000 worth of ratepayer dosh – may have to be reworked because of someone's penis fixation...???
The logo features the letter 'K', shaped, and coloured green and blue, to look like a mountain and the sea. Underneath is the single word: "Kapiti".
OK, so far, so good.
But now, opinions diverge: one councillor says it looks like the 'K' is cut in half.
Councillor Ross Church: "I showed it to a Scotsman who said it looked like the Loch Ness monster on legs." (..and so, the whole logo may be dumped because one Scotsman's plesiosaur predilections?)
Otaki Community Board member Jackie Elliott reckons the logo is lewd (!!!): "This is more than mildly pornographic. Perhaps the caption underneath could be 'come to Kapiti and let the earth move for you'." (Jackie, Jackie, Jackie! Tut-tut-tut! Where IS your mind? And WHAT is going on in it???)
Can anyone else see a Nessie in this logo? Possibly...if I close one eye, squint the other, and perhaps grip my tender bits tightly...uh-oh, there's that penis fixation lifting its ugly head! Ahhhh, NOW I can see the Loch Ness Monster...