Friday, June 22, 2012

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

It's been a while coming but finally - the magic day!
The first car crushed under NZ's 'boy racer' law was yesterday reduced to a state fit only for making razorblades, in just 49sec.flat. Flat! Hehehehe! LMAO
The Vehicle Confiscation and Seizure Bill (dubbed the 'boy racer law') was passed in 2008, aimed at fighting illegal street racing by destroying a vehicle after a
Intelligence PLUS!
third offence.
Police minister Anne Tolley pushed the button to destroy a Nissan Laurel so loved by 19yr.old Paraparaumu ditch digger Daniel Briant. Teenage mutant wanker Briant's intelligence is so highly evolved that, less than 3hrs after receiving his third strike from the court, this scrot was back behind the wheel performing a burnout. He lost control and crashed into a fence: he's awaiting sentencing on that fourth offence. He'd already been found guilty of driving while suspended, sustained loss of traction and dangerous driving leading to a 21mth disqualification. Trying to keep a stiff upper lip, this dickhead posted a memorial to his car on Facebook...
Former police minister Judith Collins, nicknamed 'Crusher Collins' after introducing the policy, says she's very pleased with the first crushing: "The three-strike policy we have for car crushing goes through very slowly but it does get there." Collins says there're 116 people who've had their second strike, "so Mrs Tolley might be very busy."
I really hope these pillicks are made to watch their beloved penis extenders get destroyed! Let them feel some pain. The more these fools and their fast toys are restrained, the safer the roads become.

PS: 22 June 2012 - But one anti-boy racing campaigner thinks crushing might be a red rag to a bull!
PS: 27 June 2012 - Is THIS an option for dealing with boy racers?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Saw this on tv last night. Good job!!!

Liz Clark said...

Phil...I bet you had an evil grin on your face as you posted that....hmm come to think about it so do I. Good job! Serves the Village Idiot Boy Racer right.