So let’s get this straight – a costly nationwide investigation of all DOC bunks (let's make DOC the scapegoat, shall we?!), just because clumsy Little Jimmy fell off a ladder while clambering up to bed!
Quick! Immediately replace all ladders with fully-enclosed mechanical lifts… top bunk users must wear a full safety harness attached by wire rope to roof rafters… harnesses to be fitted with air bags…
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Anyone seen my well-thumbed copy of Manifesto Of The Nanny State?